MOSQUITO
MAN
Are you
tired of smelly/sticky sprays, lotions, smoky stuff, and noisy bug
zappers? Then try Mosquito Man.
You can
have this fine specimen of a man come to your parties and draw the mosquitoes
away from your guests. It is TRULY
AMAZING how well this works.
Since Mosquito
Man was a young boy, he has always had something about him that
would attract mosquitoes from near and far.
But not to worry, they won’t land on your friends…they will go directly
to Mosquito
Man.
Mosquito Man will come
to your party and be a Human Mosquito attractor for the comfort of your
guests. He has over 15000 square
inches of tender flesh that Mosquitoes LOVE and cannot resist. Mosquitoes can spot him easily, but he will
almost seem invisible to your guests.
Check out
the pictures provided of an actual party he worked. Notice the guests are dancing and
chit-chatting
as if MOSQUITO MAN wasn’t even there!
PLUS, not one of them is swatting at those pesky Mosquitoes!!!
Be the
first on the block to host a party
Mosquito
Free!
MOSQUITO MAN will always come equipped with
his own EPI-PEN. So no need to worry
about Hospital runs during your party.
He also supplies his own salve.
All
travel, lodging, food and plenty of intoxicants, will
be provided by the host. Hot, young,
rich females get a 15% discount upon approval from MOSQUITO MAN.
Summer is
approaching fast!!! BBQ’s and Bonfires!!! Book now!
Memorial Day is still available!
MOSQUITO
MAN’S rates are a very reasonable
$200 per
hour, with a two-hour minimum, plus expenses, as mentioned above.
If you
are a hot, young, rich female, and are requesting the 15% discount, be sure to
include your picture for MOSQUITO MAN to evaluate. If you are EXTRA hot and sexy, Mosquito Man might even do your
party FREE.
For more
information
Mosquito
Man would love to read your comments in the guestbook.
